Ben shared this conversation that he had with Sam on the way to his ninja gymnastics class.

Sam: last Halloween, I was zero who was very WHITE, so I was reeeealy easy to see in the dark.

Me: Yeah!

Sam: next Halloween I want to just wear an allll black SUIT, so no one can see me in the dark.
Me: Oh yeah? Well what would you tell people who asked what you were?
Sam: I AM ONE WITH THE NIGHT.
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