Days on trip: 5
Miles driven: 1,158
Roadside potty stops: 1
Restroom potty stops: 4
Chicken Run viewings: 3
Hours of iPad gaming: too many to count
Sam naps skipped: 0
Jack naps skipped: 3
Fatboy sandwiches consumed by me: 3
Peanut M&Ms consumed by me: ~ 270
Mornings slept in by me: 1
Diaper blowouts: 3
Loads of laundry: 2
Cousins visited: 7
Photos uploaded to Flickr: 62
Toys received by Jack: 10
Toys received by Sam: 3
Falls out of bed: 1
Total head bonks to boys: ~8
Alpha-bots recovered from long ago lost: 1
Replacement Alpha-bots imported from Japan just in case: 26
Requests for McDonald’s by Jack: 5
Requests for McDonald’s granted: 3
Weird Utah billboards observed: 14
Items missing upon arrival in Arvada: 2
Ounces of Diet Coke consumed by me: 376
Swimming dips: 3
Swimsuits packed by me: 2 per boy
New swimsuits waiting at Mom’s house: 2 per boy
Sunburns: 0
So glad you guys made it out. We really enjoyed having you here/