What is it about post-partum and feeling like a frumpy house-frau? I have to wear blue and black, bleach and blood stained baggy clothes to work. When I’m home I either wear baggy comfortable clothes, or a mish-mash of things bought over the past 15 years that don’t fit very well, are out of style, or are plain unflattering but purchased because they were such a steal. This needs to stop. In the words of Twist, “Stop feeling like a fat, ugly failure.”
After two weeks of tenuous consideration I marched into Old Navy today and tried on 9 pairs of skinny jeans. I hated this trend three years ago. But seeing that it is still around, and all my bootcut pants hide my legs (my one good body feature I have left), and reading online that bootcuts are becoming the new “mom jeans” I took the plunge. For $16 each it isn’t a big risk. I bought two pairs and I’m wearing them around the house today with tags on to see if they will really work.
High on my triumph, I went to Ulta to find new foundation. For years I’ve used a drugstore powder. It’s time to upgrade. I was in the store for only 90 seconds, but accosted by 4 glowing, beautifully made-up women offering me help. I started sweating and felt like hiding my unmade face and tangled hair, quickly becoming overwhelmed by the many expensive foundation options. I retreated to the car, vowing to return with my sister for moral support, and a nicer outfit and base face. If skinny jeans took me 2 weeks and 9 pairs, I better do my research before returning to Ulta. One step at a time.
Let’s not even talk about my hair problems.
Instead, here’s a cute picture of my baby! Distraction! I’m going to knit and watch 30 Rock!
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