The great thing about Netflix is that it encourages you to rent DVDs you wouldn’t normally pay money for. Recently Ben rented Jem, a show I remember from long ago. Watching it again brought on a flood of nostalgia. It’s so weird that hot pink and assymmetrical clothing makes me think of my childhood.

For those who never knew Jem (or have forgotten), it’s a Hasbro cartoon (the same universe as GI Joe and Transformers) which debuted in 1985. Jerrica Benton’s father died and left her Synergy (below) a super computer which projects audio and visual holograms, so Jerrica and her friends (Aja, Shana, and Kimber) can become rock superstars.

Jerrica takes on the alterego Jem, causing much trouble for her boyfriend Rio, because he naturally falls for Jem as well. Meanwhile, The Misfits, a rival band, stop at nothing to try to ruin Jem and the Holograms’ sucess. Each episode has three music videos. If you’re lucky, it will have a chorus AND a verse.

I’m enjoying this show far too much for my age. I’m also realizing where I developed a warped sense of the world as a preteen. I didn’t know universities were schools until I was in high school. I thought it was just a place where you lived after you graduated. Where would I get such a simplistic definition? Well, let’s look at how Jem describes adult issues:

Episode 1: Jerrica and her friends live in a charity home she inherited from her father–but it’s falling apart. “We need money to fix this place up” says a girl. “But where will we get money?” asks another. Jerrica replies “when my dad needed money, he would get it from Starlight Music.” Cut to Jerrica walking past security into Starlight Music, the company she recently inherited. Eric (who owns the other half of Starlight) says “Jerrica, what are you doing here?” Jerrica replies ” We need money.” Eric says “I can’t just give you the money.” Jerrica says “But I own half this company.” Eric replies “We’ll see about that.”

No wonder I had many strange ideas about how the world works.

Sing with me now the song Ben and I have been haunted by for the past week:
Jem! Jem is excitement. Ooo Jem! Jem is adventure!
Ooo, glamour and glitter, fashion and fame.
Jem, Jem is outrageous, truly truly truly outrageous!
Ooo Jem! The music’s contageous, Outrageous!
Jem is my name, no one else is the same, Jem is my name!
Jem!