Ben is growing a moustache. Yesterday he asked me “on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Tom Selleck and 10 being John Waters, where is my moustache?” I placed it at about a 6, but it’s only partly grown in. We hope it will place a 4 or 3 when grown in. His scale intrigued me. What would a full moustache scale look like? I came up with the following. (Click to get the full sized view).
Doing this lead me to create the three laws for judging the awesomeness (and skeeviness) of moustaches:
1) A thick moustache almost always better than a thin one.
2) Moustaches look better on older men.
3) The eyebrows must match the moustache in bushiness.
Boooooooooo for Sam Elliott at #7. I don’t know if you made it or not but if you did we need to have a talk.