{"id":8930,"date":"2021-01-29T01:23:52","date_gmt":"2021-01-29T01:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/?p=8930"},"modified":"2021-01-29T01:23:52","modified_gmt":"2021-01-29T01:23:52","slug":"sams-poop-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2021\/01\/29\/sams-poop-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam&#8217;s Poop Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Poop, oh poop. Your Stinky soul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it makes Me want to climb a pole<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to avoid the smell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>my Brother and friend i must tell.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you come out of a butt,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Excuse me, i need to pull out a gut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My lungs.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>to not smell the Poop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you smell like Dirty chicken coop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Diarrhea is just worse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s like a poop curse. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it is wet too.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>it&#8217;s also a lot like poop goo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>you make a plopping sound.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>and that is the end of my Poem about poo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image is-style-default\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8931\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2021\/01\/29\/sams-poop-poem\/img_5063\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_5063.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 11&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1611856607&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.25&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;320&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"IMG_5063\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_5063.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_5063.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/01\/IMG_5063.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8931\" width=\"431\" height=\"574\"\/><figcaption>Spelling corrected, capitalization and punctuation preserved.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poop, oh poop. Your Stinky soul. it makes Me want to climb a pole to avoid the smell. my Brother and friend i must tell. you come out of a butt, Excuse me, i need to pull out a gut. My lungs. to not smell the Poop. you smell like Dirty chicken coop. Diarrhea is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8930"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8932,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8930\/revisions\/8932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}