{"id":810,"date":"2013-05-01T17:07:00","date_gmt":"2013-05-01T17:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2013\/05\/01\/ready-or-not"},"modified":"2013-05-01T17:07:00","modified_gmt":"2013-05-01T17:07:00","slug":"ready-or-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2013\/05\/01\/ready-or-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Ready or Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today we are potty training for reals.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want to.\u00a0 Jack doesn&#8217;t want to.\u00a0 But he&#8217;s clearly ready.\u00a0 It&#8217;s snowing, so we can&#8217;t play outside.\u00a0 He has a cold, so we can&#8217;t go to indoor play areas (without irking other mothers).\u00a0 Might as well spend the day inside working on body functions.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rachelsmason\/8698507919\/\" title=\"Undies by rachelsmason, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Undies\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8547\/8698507919_3e11c53e76_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>3 hits, 2 misses so far.\u00a0 I&#8217;m glad I bought an extra pack of undies to make it through the day.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rachelsmason\/8699630822\/\" title=\"Undies by rachelsmason, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Undies\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8533\/8699630822_59c97e3eab_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This feels wrong.\u00a0 Salty snacks, candy for success, TV, lots of juice, all while I sit back and knit and wait for the next potty alarm to go off.\u00a0 I feel so lazy, but I love it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today we are potty training for reals.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t want to.\u00a0 Jack doesn&#8217;t want to.\u00a0 But he&#8217;s clearly ready.\u00a0 It&#8217;s snowing, so we can&#8217;t play outside.\u00a0 He has a cold, so we can&#8217;t go to indoor play areas (without irking other mothers).\u00a0 Might as well spend the day inside working on body functions. 3 hits, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}