{"id":769,"date":"2013-08-12T14:08:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2013\/08\/12\/mondays"},"modified":"2013-08-12T14:08:00","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T14:08:00","slug":"mondays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2013\/08\/12\/mondays\/","title":{"rendered":"Mondays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up to Jack having a coughing fit.\u00a0 I tried to let him get back to sleep for 10 minutes, but I could see that the coughing wouldn&#8217;t stop.\u00a0 I got him out of bed, 45 minutes early.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>We went to the potty.\u00a0 He sprayed the wall.\u00a0 While correcting aim, he sprayed my eyes.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>My. eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Urine in my eyes, folks.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The day can only get better from here, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up to Jack having a coughing fit.\u00a0 I tried to let him get back to sleep for 10 minutes, but I could see that the coughing wouldn&#8217;t stop.\u00a0 I got him out of bed, 45 minutes early.\u00a0 We went to the potty.\u00a0 He sprayed the wall.\u00a0 While correcting aim, he sprayed my eyes.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}