{"id":7528,"date":"2019-05-22T21:15:13","date_gmt":"2019-05-22T21:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/05\/22\/sam-is-certainly-creative\/"},"modified":"2019-05-22T21:34:09","modified_gmt":"2019-05-22T21:34:09","slug":"sam-is-certainly-creative","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/05\/22\/sam-is-certainly-creative\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam is certainly creative"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The second to last day of school, I&#8217;m sitting in the parking lot, waiting to pick up the boys, when I get this message from Sam&#8217;s Kindergarten teacher:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your son may have had a little too much fun this afternoon! You\u2019ll see soon! Sorry&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hoo-boy, can&#8217;t wait, I replied.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7526\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/05\/22\/sam-is-certainly-creative\/img_4049\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4049.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1558536942&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0083333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4049\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/05\/22\/sam-is-certainly-creative\/img_4054\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4054.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1558536951&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0072463768115942&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4054\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4054.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4054.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7523\" 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Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1558536975&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0083333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4059\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4059.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4059.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7525\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4059.jpg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7527\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/05\/22\/sam-is-certainly-creative\/img_4060\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4060.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1558536987&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0083333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_4060\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4060.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4060.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7527\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/05\/img_4060.jpg\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She was very apologetic and swears she would have stopped him, but he was very fast. I don&#8217;t doubt it. Ah well. Here&#8217;s hoping those markers are washable! What a way to end the school year.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The second to last day of school, I&#8217;m sitting in the parking lot, waiting to pick up the boys, when I get this message from Sam&#8217;s Kindergarten teacher: &#8220;Your son may have had a little too much fun this afternoon! You\u2019ll see soon! Sorry&#8230;&#8221; Hoo-boy, can&#8217;t wait, I replied. She was very apologetic and swears [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7528"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7530,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7528\/revisions\/7530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}