{"id":7392,"date":"2019-04-01T22:01:41","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T22:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/?p=7392"},"modified":"2019-04-02T03:16:43","modified_gmt":"2019-04-02T03:16:43","slug":"happy-april-fools-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy April Fool&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never cared for this holiday, but little boys look forward to it more than Thanksgiving.\u00a0 So I tried to help them celebrate the day.<\/p>\n<p>Last night we tried to switch the boys in their beds while they slept.\u00a0 But they both woke up wide-eyed when we lifted them, so we aborted the plan.\u00a0 Laughing, we put them back in their normal beds.\u00a0 This morning neither kid had any recollection about the disturbance.\u00a0 We should have pushed on!<\/p>\n<p>Jack and I froze a bowl of cereal and milk and served it to Sam this morning.\u00a0 He was almost too sleepy to understand he was being pranked. &#8220;My spoon is stuck!&#8221; He exclaimed.\u00a0 He caught on quickly and, after his real bowl of cereal, pried out his spoon and ate his &#8220;ice cream cereal.&#8221; Gross.<\/p>\n<p>After school I helped Sam to color the bathroom sink aerator, so Jack got surprised with colored water.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7394\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/img_3439\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3439.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1554134007&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3439\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3439.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3439.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7394\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3439.jpg\" alt=\"img_3439\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7393\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/img_3441\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3441.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1554134009&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3441\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3441.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3441.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7393\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3441.jpg\" alt=\"img_3441\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"7395\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/img_3442\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3442.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1554134011&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;25&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.025&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3442\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3442.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3442.jpg\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-7395\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/img_3442.jpg\" alt=\"img_3442\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" \/><\/p>\n<p>On the drive home from school, the kids asked me, as usual, if I baked cookies today.\u00a0 &#8220;No, but I made brownies!&#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;Yesssss!&#8221;\u00a0 They inhaled the chocolatey smell when we got inside.\u00a0 I made them wash up while I poured milk, then served them brownies:<\/p>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GbqyGvae4hE?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<p>Sam was understandably concerned that he wouldn&#8217;t be getting any real stuff \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 See, even harmless pranks are not any fun!\u00a0 I should show them this video as evidence.\u00a0 They were excited to repeat the prank on Ben tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never cared for this holiday, but little boys look forward to it more than Thanksgiving.\u00a0 So I tried to help them celebrate the day. Last night we tried to switch the boys in their beds while they slept.\u00a0 But they both woke up wide-eyed when we lifted them, so we aborted the plan.\u00a0 Laughing, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7392"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7397,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7392\/revisions\/7397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}