{"id":7313,"date":"2019-03-02T23:01:45","date_gmt":"2019-03-02T23:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/?p=7313"},"modified":"2019-03-02T23:02:23","modified_gmt":"2019-03-02T23:02:23","slug":"an-illustrated-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/03\/02\/an-illustrated-story\/","title":{"rendered":"An illustrated story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ben has an infamous story about a pencil injury when he was a boy.\u00a0 He told this story to Sam for the first time and Sam thought it was HILARIOUS.\u00a0 He declared that he must draw the scene immediately.<\/p>\n<p>I found the drawing later and, without context, was perplexed about its subject.\u00a0 Ben explained the reference, and then I LOVED the picture.<\/p>\n<p>So for your enjoyment, I had Sam re-tell the pencil story in his own words.\u00a0 Listen to the tale, and then you can see the illustration below.<\/p>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/A2SrA0SndI0?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_7312\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7312\" data-attachment-id=\"7312\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2019\/03\/02\/an-illustrated-story\/img_3087\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_3087.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1551343937&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;32&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.016666666666667&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3087\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_3087.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_3087.jpg\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7312\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_3087.jpg\" alt=\"img_3087\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-7312\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ben in fourth grade.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben has an infamous story about a pencil injury when he was a boy.\u00a0 He told this story to Sam for the first time and Sam thought it was HILARIOUS.\u00a0 He declared that he must draw the scene immediately. 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