{"id":6918,"date":"2018-08-23T02:37:05","date_gmt":"2018-08-23T02:37:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/?p=6918"},"modified":"2018-08-23T02:40:53","modified_gmt":"2018-08-23T02:40:53","slug":"a-poem-for-august","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2018\/08\/23\/a-poem-for-august\/","title":{"rendered":"A poem for August"},"content":{"rendered":"

This evening, after a fit of creative passion, Sam presented us with this tetraptych:<\/p>\n

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Sam does not respect the seasons, as shown by his Halloween-themed birthday and this work of art.<\/p>\n

You may not immediately recognize the subject matter, as he has re-ordered the poem. (Whether this was an accident, I am not sure)\u00a0 Allow me to translate:<\/p>\n

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Jingle Bells, Batman Smells (notice the upended trash can on his head)<\/p><\/div>\n

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Robin Laid An Egg (with horror, it would seem)<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

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Batmobile Lost A Wheel<\/p><\/div>\n

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And The Joker Got Away<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This evening, after a fit of creative passion, Sam presented us with this tetraptych: Sam does not respect the seasons, as shown by his Halloween-themed birthday and this work of art. You may not immediately recognize the subject matter, as he has re-ordered the poem. (Whether this was an accident, I am not sure)\u00a0 Allow […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6918"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6925,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6918\/revisions\/6925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}