{"id":66,"date":"2016-04-22T21:50:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-22T21:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2016\/04\/22\/school-pictures-ii-revenge-of-the-kindergarten-updated"},"modified":"2016-04-22T21:50:00","modified_gmt":"2016-04-22T21:50:00","slug":"school-pictures-ii-revenge-of-the-kindergarten-updated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2016\/04\/22\/school-pictures-ii-revenge-of-the-kindergarten-updated\/","title":{"rendered":"School Pictures II: Revenge of the Kindergarten – UPDATED"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there was a notice about spring school pictures. “Since when do they do pictures more than once?” I asked Ben.\u00a0 “Since whenever they figured they could make more money” he wisely replied. “Well, not from me” I declared, and resolved not to give them money and threw the flyer away.<\/p>\n

Then I felt all sad and nostalgic and my babies are growing so fast and I tried to log on to order them later.\u00a0 But alas, I didn’t have the code and their website sucks, so I gave up.<\/p>\n

Then Jack gave himself a haircut that week.\u00a0 Then Jack had his other front tooth pulled that week.\u00a0 Then Jack tripped and smacked his head the day before.<\/p>\n

Alright, totally not buying pictures.\u00a0 But I kinda wish I could see them.\u00a0 I dutifully dressed him and combed him in case there was a class portrait too, so he would look nice for others.<\/p>\n

Fast forward a month and Jack brings this home:<\/span><\/p>\n

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You guys.\u00a0 Wat.\u00a0 Seriously? Have you ever seen such doofy crazy eyes?\u00a0 I’ll zoom in for you.<\/p>\n

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Seriously? So fabulous.<\/p>\n

I swear I didn’t order these.\u00a0 I have no idea why we got them.\u00a0 And it’s not just a couple prints.\u00a0 They sent me a deluxe set.<\/p>\n

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So please, email me that you want 5×7’s, 4×6’s, wallets, and keychains of this amazing Ode to the Kindergarten Trifecta of Accidents. We’ll keep the puzzle portrait for ourselves.<\/p>\n

UPDATE – I logged into LifeTouch and it prompted me to “Order more portraits or pay for portraits I already received.”\u00a0 Looking at the fine print, it appears this is a marketing ploy.\u00a0 I’m supposed to return any unwanted prints to them via the school.\u00a0 I think we will keep the “fun pack” with the puzzle, but return the rest unless someone wants to pay for it themselves.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So there was a notice about spring school pictures. “Since when do they do pictures more than once?” I asked Ben.\u00a0 “Since whenever they figured they could make more money” he wisely replied. “Well, not from me” I declared, and resolved not to give them money and threw the flyer away. Then I felt all […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}