{"id":6590,"date":"2018-04-07T22:53:51","date_gmt":"2018-04-07T22:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2018\/04\/07\/sam-shares-an-opinion\/"},"modified":"2018-04-07T22:53:51","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T22:53:51","slug":"sam-shares-an-opinion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2018\/04\/07\/sam-shares-an-opinion\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam shares an opinion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ben told me this story:<\/p>\n<p>Sam: Dad, are you smarter than Mom or is Mom smarter than you?<\/p>\n<p>Ben:  I don&#8217;t know. I think we&#8217;re both pretty smart.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: Well. I think mom is smarter.  I think Mom is the smartest in the family. I am the fartest in the family.<\/p>\n<p>(If you haven&#8217;t had the pleasure of spending a lot of time with Sam lately, he is, indeed, very gassy, and gets a lot of ribbing for it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben told me this story: Sam: Dad, are you smarter than Mom or is Mom smarter than you? Ben: I don&#8217;t know. I think we&#8217;re both pretty smart. Sam: Well. I think mom is smarter. I think Mom is the smartest in the family. I am the fartest in the family. (If you haven&#8217;t had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}