{"id":649,"date":"2014-01-01T01:10:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-01T01:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/01\/youre-sick-of-me-saying-it"},"modified":"2014-01-01T01:10:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T01:10:00","slug":"youre-sick-of-me-saying-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2014\/01\/01\/youre-sick-of-me-saying-it\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re sick of me saying it . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But there&#8217;s sick here again.\u00a0 Since I last wrote, pre-Christmas, Sam, myself, and Jack have all been sick again.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s a summary, read it and pity me:<\/p>\n<p>Nov 11-15 Jack diarrhea<br \/>Nov 13-15 Ben cold (missed office party)<br \/>Nov 18-25 Jack flu\/cold<br \/>Nov 22 Jack ear infection, plugged eye duct<br \/>Nov 20-25 (ish) Ben cold part II <br \/>Thanksgiving &#8211; Jack and Ben still recovering with mild symptoms<br \/>Dec 1-4 Jack stomach flu<br \/>Dec 3-4 Ben stomach flu<br \/>Dec 10\u00a0 Jack stomach flu part II<br \/>Dec 12\u00a0 Sam rash<br \/>Dec 15-17\u00a0 Rachel stomach flu<br \/>Dec 20-25 Ben walking pneumonia <br \/>Dec 22-26 Sam cold<br \/>Dec 25- 29 Rachel cold<br \/>Dec 31 Jack stomach flu part III<br \/>Dec 31 Sam plugged eye duct<\/p>\n<p>WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP???<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But there&#8217;s sick here again.\u00a0 Since I last wrote, pre-Christmas, Sam, myself, and Jack have all been sick again.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s a summary, read it and pity me: Nov 11-15 Jack diarrheaNov 13-15 Ben cold (missed office party)Nov 18-25 Jack flu\/coldNov 22 Jack ear infection, plugged eye ductNov 20-25 (ish) Ben cold part II Thanksgiving &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-649","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}