{"id":625,"date":"2014-01-25T21:49:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-25T21:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2014\/01\/25\/cause-im-a-womaaaaaan"},"modified":"2014-01-25T21:49:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-25T21:49:00","slug":"cause-im-a-womaaaaaan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2014\/01\/25\/cause-im-a-womaaaaaan\/","title":{"rendered":"Cause I&#8217;m a womaaaaaan"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mobile-photo\"><\/div>\n<p>Look what I did during naptime: <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/78f94-photo-754748.jpg\" style=\"clear:left;float:left;margin-bottom:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/78f94-photo-754748.jpg?w=225\" height=\"320\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5972953275565699698\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ben kindly entertained the kids\/put them to sleep while I changed out the faucet in the hall bath.\u00a0  Not only was it ugly, Jack couldn&#8217;t turn it on by himself.\u00a0  Every single time he washes hands, I thought &#8220;Man, I need to replace this faucet so I don&#8217;t have to get off my butt.&#8221; \u00a0 It&#8217;s finally done after 8 months of procrastination.  This is why we knew not to get a fixer upper when we were shopping for a new house.\u00a0  We don&#8217;t roll that way. <\/p>\n<p>There were some hard to reach nuts and bolts corroded stuck.\u00a0  I started to distress.\u00a0  Then I sliced those suckers off with my Dremel tool.<\/p>\n<p>There were leaks all over when testing.\u00a0  But then I brought back my dialysis plumbing skillz, ID&#8217;d the culprits and wrenched the crap out of them.\u00a0 (Good thing too, because my next troubleshooting step while hooking up in the ICU was to say &#8220;Screw it&#8221; and make a fancy drip catcher out of an eye-shield mask to guide the water down a drain.\u00a0 That&#8217;s only a good a few hours of treatment while I monitor for flooding.) <\/p>\n<p>W-O-M-A-N!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look what I did during naptime: Ben kindly entertained the kids\/put them to sleep while I changed out the faucet in the hall bath.\u00a0 Not only was it ugly, Jack couldn&#8217;t turn it on by himself.\u00a0 Every single time he washes hands, I thought &#8220;Man, I need to replace this faucet so I don&#8217;t have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-625","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=625"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/625\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=625"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=625"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=625"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}