{"id":6223,"date":"2017-09-15T21:37:18","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T21:37:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2017\/09\/15\/wolf-and-ninja-2000\/"},"modified":"2017-09-15T21:37:18","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T21:37:18","slug":"wolf-and-ninja-2000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2017\/09\/15\/wolf-and-ninja-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Wolf and Ninja 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jack made a computer in his free time at school.<\/p>\n

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It has Netflix, Starfall, RazKids, and a search box.<\/p>\n

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When he saw me after school he said “Umm, Mom? What does it mean to have a crush on you? And how to I get rid of it?”<\/p>\n

Apparently one friend has confessed she has a crush on him, and he thinks she’s had it since kindergarten. He also suspects another friend has a crush on him too. Second grade, man. I guess the wonders of relationship drama has begun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jack made a computer in his free time at school. It has Netflix, Starfall, RazKids, and a search box. When he saw me after school he said “Umm, Mom? What does it mean to have a crush on you? And how to I get rid of it?” Apparently one friend has confessed she has a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6223"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6223\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}