{"id":593,"date":"2014-03-10T00:55:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2014\/03\/10\/hopeless"},"modified":"2014-03-10T00:55:00","modified_gmt":"2014-03-10T00:55:00","slug":"hopeless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2014\/03\/10\/hopeless\/","title":{"rendered":"Hopeless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We need Grandpa Rick out here to teach Jack some sports skills. \u00a0Ben and I are obviously failing in this regard.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rachelsmason\/13047824034\/\" title=\"Untitled by rachelsmason, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7384\/13047824034_62ce802e86_z.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rachelsmason\/13047496085\/\" title=\"Untitled by rachelsmason, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7304\/13047496085_0c25785662_z.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/rachelsmason\/13047829814\/\" title=\"Untitled by rachelsmason, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Untitled\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7413\/13047829814_33f49786d4_z.jpg\" height=\"480\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, he hits the ball with a bat &gt;50% of the time.\u00a0 So hope is not all lost.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Also we quizzed him on up\/downstage, stage left\/right, echappe, passe, coupe, and saute, and he remembered all of his ballet.\u00a0 He excels at what we give him, and that ain&#8217;t sports.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We need Grandpa Rick out here to teach Jack some sports skills. \u00a0Ben and I are obviously failing in this regard. To be fair, he hits the ball with a bat &gt;50% of the time.\u00a0 So hope is not all lost.\u00a0 Also we quizzed him on up\/downstage, stage left\/right, echappe, passe, coupe, and saute, and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}