Days on trip: 5 <\/p>\n
Miles driven: 1,158<\/p>\n
Roadside potty stops: 1<\/p>\n
Restroom potty stops: 4<\/p>\n
Chicken Run viewings: 3 <\/p>\n
Hours of iPad gaming: too many to count<\/p>\n
Sam naps skipped: 0<\/p>\n
Jack naps skipped: 3<\/p>\n
Fatboy sandwiches consumed by me: 3<\/p>\n
Peanut M&Ms consumed by me: ~ 270 <\/p>\n
Mornings slept in by me: 1<\/p>\n
Diaper blowouts: 3<\/p>\n
Loads of laundry: 2<\/p>\n
Cousins visited: 7<\/p>\n
Photos uploaded to Flickr: 62 <\/p>\n
Toys received by Jack: 10<\/p>\n
Toys received by Sam: 3<\/p>\n
Falls out of bed: 1 <\/p>\n
Total head bonks to boys: ~8 <\/p>\n
Alpha-bots recovered from long ago lost: 1<\/p>\n
Replacement Alpha-bots imported from Japan just in case: 26<\/p>\n
Requests for McDonald’s by Jack: 5<\/p>\n
Requests for McDonald’s granted: 3<\/p>\n
Weird Utah billboards observed: 14 <\/p>\n
Items missing upon arrival in Arvada: 2<\/p>\n
Ounces of Diet Coke consumed by me: 376 <\/p>\n
Swimming dips: 3<\/p>\n
Swimsuits packed by me: 2 per boy<\/p>\n
New swimsuits waiting at Mom’s house: 2 per boy <\/p>\n
Sunburns: 0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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