{"id":524,"date":"2014-06-26T15:31:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-26T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2014\/06\/26\/age-of-head-bonks"},"modified":"2014-06-26T15:31:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-26T15:31:00","slug":"age-of-head-bonks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2014\/06\/26\/age-of-head-bonks\/","title":{"rendered":"Age of Head Bonks"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-0cUZtIYKNWQ\/U6w8zCQeL-I\/AAAAAAAAImM\/oqY5PGApFuo\/s640\/blogger-image-686067506.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/-0cUZtIYKNWQ\/U6w8zCQeL-I\/AAAAAAAAImM\/oqY5PGApFuo\/s640\/blogger-image-686067506.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Three injuries before 8:30 AM. \u00a0Two head bumps and one pinched fingers. \u00a0Ahh, the early mobility phase.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-g2J1CfhuSyk\/U6w8xPfVvqI\/AAAAAAAAImE\/o-yxdTQR2VY\/s640\/blogger-image-190562602.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/lh6.googleusercontent.com\/-g2J1CfhuSyk\/U6w8xPfVvqI\/AAAAAAAAImE\/o-yxdTQR2VY\/s640\/blogger-image-190562602.jpg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;\">Hang in there, kid. \u00a0And stop trying to touch the elliptical while I&#8217;m on it. \u00a0Or crawling under my bed. \u00a0Or scooching into the bath faucet. \u00a0<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three injuries before 8:30 AM. \u00a0Two head bumps and one pinched fingers. \u00a0Ahh, the early mobility phase. Hang in there, kid. \u00a0And stop trying to touch the elliptical while I&#8217;m on it. \u00a0Or crawling under my bed. \u00a0Or scooching into the bath faucet. \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}