{"id":522,"date":"2014-06-27T00:47:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T00:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2014\/06\/27\/withdrawal"},"modified":"2014-06-27T00:47:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T00:47:00","slug":"withdrawal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2014\/06\/27\/withdrawal\/","title":{"rendered":"Withdrawal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: ext. Target<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><i>Background: Jack received a pool towel and squirt guns. \u00a0He wanted an Optimus Prime. \u00a0He has two at home, along with a \u00a0plethora of Transformers, three new on the last week.<\/i><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Jack\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>(Rubbing eyes with tears)<\/div>\n<div>You&#8217;re not giving me what I want!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mom<\/div>\n<div>That&#8217;s right.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Jack<\/div>\n<div>But why?<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mom<\/div>\n<div>Because we don&#8217;t always get what we want.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Jack\u00a0<\/div>\n<div>(sobs)<\/div>\n<div>But I do!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Ben<\/div>\n<div>Only with grandparents.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Mom<\/div>\n<div>(Long sigh)<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene: ext. Target Background: Jack received a pool towel and squirt guns. \u00a0He wanted an Optimus Prime. \u00a0He has two at home, along with a \u00a0plethora of Transformers, three new on the last week. Jack\u00a0 (Rubbing eyes with tears) You&#8217;re not giving me what I want! Mom That&#8217;s right. Jack But why? Mom Because we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}