{"id":5165,"date":"2017-01-20T20:29:37","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T20:29:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2017\/01\/20\/ooo-aaah\/"},"modified":"2017-01-20T20:29:37","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T20:29:37","slug":"ooo-aaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2017\/01\/20\/ooo-aaah\/","title":{"rendered":"Ooo, aaah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3992.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5124\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/img_3615-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3615-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1482948899&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;500&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3615-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3615-1-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3615-1-768x1024.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3992.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5124\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3990.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5125\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/img_3812-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3812-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1483126424&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;200&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3812-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3812-1-225x300.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3812-1-768x1024.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3990.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"4032\" height=\"3024\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5125\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3989.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5126\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/img_3776-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3776-1.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"4032,3024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 6s Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1483110872&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;4.15&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.25&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_3776-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3776-1-300x225.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/img_3776-1-1024x768.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.files.wordpress.com\/2017\/01\/img_3989.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5126\"><\/a><br \/>\nIn other news, Sam spilled water on my laptop yesterday. &nbsp;Kids! &nbsp;I swear, if our cottonwood were to crash into our roof tomorrow it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me at this point. &nbsp;It&#8217;s one thing breaking after another this fall and winter. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In other news, Sam spilled water on my laptop yesterday. &nbsp;Kids! &nbsp;I swear, if our cottonwood were to crash into our roof tomorrow it wouldn&#8217;t surprise me at this point. &nbsp;It&#8217;s one thing breaking after another this fall and winter. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}