{"id":4207,"date":"2006-10-03T19:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T19:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2006\/10\/03\/what-do-you-call-12-of-a-duet"},"modified":"2023-03-07T08:07:34","modified_gmt":"2023-03-07T14:07:34","slug":"what-do-you-call-12-of-a-duet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2006\/10\/03\/what-do-you-call-12-of-a-duet\/","title":{"rendered":"(What do you call 1\/2 of a duet?)"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align:center;\">Love is:<\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2479\/230\/1600\/duet.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/duet.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>my new top-of-the-line Duet washer.<\/p>\n<p>Hate is:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2479\/230\/1600\/grease.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/grease.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Calling a plumber at 9:30 pm because your washing machine debut ended with water draining onto the floor, soaking your next 3 loads of perfectly sorted laundry, which have been festering in their dinginess for three days longer than you anticipated because you didn&#8217;t test the previous (used) washer until your dryer was set up, which needed a vent, and then said washer would not start, and then having to wait a day for the new washer to be delivered, but not being able to test it until after work, and when you did and it flooded first you tried a snake and then drano before executing the final step in our three step program: hire a professional. <\/p>\n<p>Owning is fun! <\/p>\n<p>All is well.   I have done 5 loads in the past 12 hours (in addition to sleeping and working) and Ben and I have sloughed our stinky layer for crisp, clean clothes.  I love my washer.  so very very much.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Love is: my new top-of-the-line Duet washer. Hate is: Calling a plumber at 9:30 pm because your washing machine debut ended with water draining onto the floor, soaking your next 3 loads of perfectly sorted laundry, which have been festering in their dinginess for three days longer than you anticipated because you didn&#8217;t test the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4207"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11844,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4207\/revisions\/11844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}