{"id":4165,"date":"2006-11-08T17:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T17:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2006\/11\/08\/sealed-and-healed"},"modified":"2023-03-07T08:08:48","modified_gmt":"2023-03-07T14:08:48","slug":"sealed-and-healed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2006\/11\/08\/sealed-and-healed\/","title":{"rendered":"Sealed and Healed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you&#8217;re dying for an update on my pumpkin incident, right? Right?  No?  Well too bad, because I&#8217;m at work trying to gather ppt slides into a final report.  That means they have to be converted to Word files, and despite Microsoft&#8217;s insistence that their programs work together seamlessly, the auto-conversion creates HUGE (like, 150 MB) word files.  My computer processor maxes out whe I try to reformat these great honkers.  I&#8217;ve frozen the program three times in the two hours I&#8217;ve been at it.  Saving the documents take several minutes to process.  Thus, I have time to blish some blurry camera phone photos of my finger.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/2479\/230\/1600\/finger.0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/finger.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>Surprisingly, it has pretty much healed from the intrusion.  I had several days of pussiness, tenderness, and swelling.  But now it&#8217;s only mildly swollen and virtually painless, even if I bump it.  I can type, hold a pencil, and shampoo my hair with ease.<\/p>\n<p>In other news House is back on Fox after the baseball hiatus.  Yea!  Between House, South Park, Battlestar, and another show I&#8217;m too embarassed to mention, Fall TV has been good.<\/p>\n<p>I think my file saved, so I better get back to it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you&#8217;re dying for an update on my pumpkin incident, right? Right? No? Well too bad, because I&#8217;m at work trying to gather ppt slides into a final report. That means they have to be converted to Word files, and despite Microsoft&#8217;s insistence that their programs work together seamlessly, the auto-conversion creates HUGE (like, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11895,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4165\/revisions\/11895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}