{"id":3795,"date":"2008-01-08T04:21:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/08\/no-water-in-this-house"},"modified":"2008-01-08T04:21:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-08T04:21:00","slug":"no-water-in-this-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/01\/08\/no-water-in-this-house\/","title":{"rendered":"No Water in this House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome.  We&#8217;ve been without water since 4:30 pm.  It&#8217;s 9:20.  The HOA just distributed fliers saying it may take 24 hours or more to fix the break in the main line that made it necessary to shut the water off. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m glad I have close neighbors who let me use their toilets.  I hope I don&#8217;t have to go to work greasy-haired tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awesome. We&#8217;ve been without water since 4:30 pm. It&#8217;s 9:20. The HOA just distributed fliers saying it may take 24 hours or more to fix the break in the main line that made it necessary to shut the water off. I&#8217;m glad I have close neighbors who let me use their toilets. I hope I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}