{"id":3770,"date":"2008-01-20T00:54:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/01\/20\/busted"},"modified":"2008-01-20T00:54:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T00:54:00","slug":"busted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/01\/20\/busted\/","title":{"rendered":"Busted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ever feel like everything is broken?  Here&#8217;s our current list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>upstairs toilet<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Ever since the water came back on it won&#8217;t stop running.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Ben&#8217;s watchband<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>He tripped and busted a piece off.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>my engagement ring prongs<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>They&#8217;ve needed replacing for almost a year now.  Just had my 6 month inspection\/cleaning and they reminded me.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>my macbook keyboard<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>stops working for a few minutes periodically.  Probably a loose connection.  Just don&#8217;t want to give it up to get it fixed.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>sewing machine<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>has needed repairs for who knows how long.  It&#8217;s extremely clunky now<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Ben&#8217;s uvula<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>He woke up with it stretched down, touching his tongue.  Icky.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>my ipod<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>tells me I need to reformat it.  Strange, it worked fine when I had it tuned to windows.  Now it doesn&#8217;t like the mac \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<li>Jem&#8217;s eyes<\/li>\n<ul>\n<li>Red and oozy since New Years.  We have eye drops that help, but it comes back after we stop using them.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/ul>\n<p>grrrrr.  And no money to fix any of it.  Life is great, eh?  I console myself by trying to list the things that aren&#8217;t broken.  That list is much longer.  The others still irk me though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you ever feel like everything is broken? Here&#8217;s our current list: upstairs toilet Ever since the water came back on it won&#8217;t stop running. Ben&#8217;s watchband He tripped and busted a piece off. my engagement ring prongs They&#8217;ve needed replacing for almost a year now. Just had my 6 month inspection\/cleaning and they reminded [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}