{"id":3710,"date":"2008-02-08T05:38:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/08\/mountains-of-moustaches"},"modified":"2008-02-08T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T05:38:00","slug":"mountains-of-moustaches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/02\/08\/mountains-of-moustaches\/","title":{"rendered":"Mountains of moustaches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/25d50-moustache2.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/25d50-moustache2.png?w=65\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165142993665937394\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>Ben is growing a moustache.  Yesterday he asked me &#8220;on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Tom Selleck and 10 being John Waters, where is my moustache?&#8221;  I placed it at about a 6, but it&#8217;s only partly grown in.  We hope it will place a 4 or 3 when grown in.  His scale intrigued me.  What would a full moustache scale look like?  I came up with the following.  (Click to get the full sized view).<\/p>\n<p>Doing this lead me to create the three laws for judging the awesomeness (and skeeviness) of moustaches:<\/p>\n<p>1) A thick moustache almost always better than a thin one.<br \/>2) Moustaches look better on older men.<br \/>3) The eyebrows must match the moustache in bushiness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben is growing a moustache. Yesterday he asked me &#8220;on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being Tom Selleck and 10 being John Waters, where is my moustache?&#8221; I placed it at about a 6, but it&#8217;s only partly grown in. We hope it will place a 4 or 3 when grown in. His [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3710","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}