{"id":3684,"date":"2008-02-13T03:27:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T03:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/02\/13\/hematoma-hematoma"},"modified":"2008-02-13T03:27:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T03:27:00","slug":"hematoma-hematoma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/02\/13\/hematoma-hematoma\/","title":{"rendered":"Hematoma! Hematoma!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nataliedee.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Natalie Dee\" src=\"http:\/\/www.nataliedee.com\/012008\/yeah-hematomas.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"427\" width=\"600\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nataliedee.com\/\">nataliedee.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/0e5cc-pajamas.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/0e5cc-pajamas.jpg?w=150\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5166301870331678754\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>I took a wrong step today and fell splat on the gravely asphalt.  Yuck. Just a big swollen bruise.  Although I scratched up the casing of my cell phone I was holding, luckily it appears to be functioning still.<\/p>\n<p>How nice that Ben had a Valentine gift to give to me today &#8211; these cuddly <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pajamagram.com\/pinkpaisleypajamas.html\">pajamas<\/a>!  My old set were 7 years old and shrunken from the wash.  I&#8217;ve been wearing sweats and t shirts to bed.  It&#8217;s so cozy to slip into these instead.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, Miranda had her baby!!  After a long labor (I think about 30 hours) she was finally delivered by c-section this morning.  I&#8217;m so happy for them!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nataliedee.com I took a wrong step today and fell splat on the gravely asphalt. Yuck. Just a big swollen bruise. Although I scratched up the casing of my cell phone I was holding, luckily it appears to be functioning still. How nice that Ben had a Valentine gift to give to me today &#8211; these [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}