{"id":3524,"date":"2008-05-12T00:56:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-12T00:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/12\/something-completely-nuts"},"modified":"2008-05-12T00:56:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-12T00:56:00","slug":"something-completely-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/05\/12\/something-completely-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"Something completely nuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundancechannel.com\/greenporno\">Green Porno<\/a> on Sundance channel yet?  Isabella Rossellini demonstrates the mating behavior of creepy crawly bugs.  It&#8217;s artistically creative, performance art-like, but with graphic scientific explanations.  It&#8217;s bizarre. start with the spider or earthworm.  If you don&#8217;t mind seeing an elderly Italian actress humping a life-sized puppet insect, try the others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you seen the Green Porno on Sundance channel yet? Isabella Rossellini demonstrates the mating behavior of creepy crawly bugs. It&#8217;s artistically creative, performance art-like, but with graphic scientific explanations. It&#8217;s bizarre. start with the spider or earthworm. If you don&#8217;t mind seeing an elderly Italian actress humping a life-sized puppet insect, try the others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}