{"id":3519,"date":"2008-05-13T23:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T23:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2008\/05\/13\/mcsweeneys"},"modified":"2008-05-13T23:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T23:42:00","slug":"mcsweeneys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2008\/05\/13\/mcsweeneys\/","title":{"rendered":"McSweeney&#8217;s"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/waxy.org\/links\/\">Waxy<\/a> pointed out a hilarious out-of-context list from a Grand Theft Auto forum on in-game girlfriends.  Ben plays GTA for hours every night.  Maybe I should write my own girlfriend list so he doesn&#8217;t get confused. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/11DavidAbrams.html\">snip<\/a><\/p>\n<h1 class=\"title\"><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\"><span style=\"font-size:1px;\">Good Advice From<br \/>a Grand Theft Auto<br \/>Dating FAQ.<\/span> <\/span><\/h1>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\"><span style=\"font-size:-1px;\">BY <a href=\"mailto:dave.abrams@gmail.com\">DAVID ABRAMS<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\"><span style=\"font-size:-1px;\">&#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\"> [I]f you kill a girl through abuse, she will no longer be your girlfriend.  <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\">The main reason to date a girl &#8230; is to get stuff from her.   <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\">If you raise your relationship level with a girl to 100% you&#8217;ll be given a special outfit.  <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family:times, times new roman;\">You can date more than one girl at once, and as far as I know, your other girlfriends won&#8217;t mind if you pick up another.  <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Waxy pointed out a hilarious out-of-context list from a Grand Theft Auto forum on in-game girlfriends. Ben plays GTA for hours every night. Maybe I should write my own girlfriend list so he doesn&#8217;t get confused. snip Good Advice Froma Grand Theft AutoDating FAQ. BY DAVID ABRAMS &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; [I]f you kill a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3519","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3519","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3519"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3519\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3519"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3519"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3519"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}