{"id":313,"date":"2015-02-04T20:28:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-04T20:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2015\/02\/04\/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life"},"modified":"2015-02-04T20:28:00","modified_gmt":"2015-02-04T20:28:00","slug":"always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2015\/02\/04\/always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What a week.\u00a0 Things keep falling apart.\u00a0 I keep telling myself that it could be much much worse, and that keeps me sane.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><b><i>Bad thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>During our movie date Saturday Jack started vomiting.\u00a0 Continued through night.<br \/><b><i>Good thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>He woke up completely fine, no one else caught whatever he had.<br \/><b><i> <\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i>Bad thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>The heat broke Monday.<br \/><b><i>Good thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>It was a simple fix that only cost a service charge.<br \/><b><i> <\/i><\/b><br \/><b><i>Bad thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>I lost my wallet Monday.<br \/><b><i>Good thing<\/i><\/b><br \/>The grocery store found it and called me to pick it up.<\/p>\n<p><i><b>Bad thing<\/b><\/i><br \/>\u00a0The van in front of me suddenly braked and turned. I slid in the snow and crashed.\u00a0 Cracked my bumper.<br \/><i><b>Good thing <\/b><\/i><br \/>Very nice gentlemen, no damage to their car.\u00a0 Very minor, slow moving accident on almost empty street.\u00a0 No injury to me or Sam.\u00a0 My car still works.<\/p>\n<p>So I think I&#8217;ve had my fill of bad luck for February.\u00a0 Bring on Valentine&#8217;s and my birthday and happy times, please!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a week.\u00a0 Things keep falling apart.\u00a0 I keep telling myself that it could be much much worse, and that keeps me sane.\u00a0 Bad thingDuring our movie date Saturday Jack started vomiting.\u00a0 Continued through night.Good thingHe woke up completely fine, no one else caught whatever he had. Bad thingThe heat broke Monday.Good thingIt was a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}