{"id":2837,"date":"2009-09-11T23:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T23:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2009\/09\/11\/seriously-already"},"modified":"2009-09-11T23:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T23:47:00","slug":"seriously-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2009\/09\/11\/seriously-already\/","title":{"rendered":"Seriously? Already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><\/div>\n<p>This afternoon I was killing time between picking up my car (now with a working AC) and my staff meeting in Aurora.\u00a0 I went to Anthropologie, a lovely place that is quickly becoming a usual pay-day jaunt.\u00a0 While trying on a darling dress (not on sale yet) I caught site of my pale gams.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cb088-img_0782.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/cb088-img_0782.jpg?w=225\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>AAAAACK!\u00a0 Look at those huge leg veins.\u00a0 I cannot believe how quickly those suckers popped up.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve only been nursing 10 weeks.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/2f071-legveins.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/2f071-legveins.jpg?w=212\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>The camera phone photo only hints at how big they are in person.\u00a0 At this rate I&#8217;ll have giant blue ropes by the end of the year.\u00a0 I wear podiatry-approved shoes and compression socks every day.\u00a0 What more can I do?\u00a0 I&#8217;m at gravity&#8217;s mercy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon I was killing time between picking up my car (now with a working AC) and my staff meeting in Aurora.\u00a0 I went to Anthropologie, a lovely place that is quickly becoming a usual pay-day jaunt.\u00a0 While trying on a darling dress (not on sale yet) I caught site of my pale gams. AAAAACK!\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}