{"id":263,"date":"2015-04-30T19:31:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-30T19:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2015\/04\/30\/sickwatch-2015-and-then-she-fell"},"modified":"2015-04-30T19:31:00","modified_gmt":"2015-04-30T19:31:00","slug":"sickwatch-2015-and-then-she-fell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2015\/04\/30\/sickwatch-2015-and-then-she-fell\/","title":{"rendered":"Sickwatch 2015: And Then She Fell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I finally succumbed to it.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been healthy all month despite my germ home invasion. Then I spent most of last night in the bathroom.\u00a0 Gah.\u00a0 It seems be all done though &#8211; I&#8217;m just tired and cautious to eat.\u00a0 Jack got the bug a couple hours before I did.\u00a0 By my count we have all four had the latest gastroenteritis in the last week.\u00a0 I declare us DONE with that and no one can get sick now.\u00a0 You hear me?! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had tickets for the Avengers Friday night for over a month.\u00a0 If something keeps me from the Alamo tomorrow night there will be hell to pay. \u00a0 <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I finally succumbed to it.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been healthy all month despite my germ home invasion. Then I spent most of last night in the bathroom.\u00a0 Gah.\u00a0 It seems be all done though &#8211; I&#8217;m just tired and cautious to eat.\u00a0 Jack got the bug a couple hours before I did.\u00a0 By my count we have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}