{"id":2599,"date":"2010-03-11T00:17:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-11T00:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2010\/03\/11\/spinning-yarn-mad-libs"},"modified":"2010-03-11T00:17:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-11T00:17:00","slug":"spinning-yarn-mad-libs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2010\/03\/11\/spinning-yarn-mad-libs\/","title":{"rendered":"Spinning Yarn Mad Libs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ben makes fun of the many terms and steps involved in making yarn. \u00a0 Here&#8217;s how you do it:<\/p>\n<p>Take your washed wool and <i>brush<\/i> it into <i>roving or a <\/i><i>bat<\/i> using <i>paddles.<\/i><br \/>Take your <i>roving<\/i> and <i>draft<\/i> it into a <i>bobbin of yarn<\/i> using a <i>spindle.<\/i><br \/>Take your <i>bobbin<\/i> and <i>wind<\/i> it into a <i>hank<\/i> using a <i>niddy noddy.<\/i><br \/>Take your <i>hank<\/i> and <i>wind<\/i> it into a <i>ball<\/i> using a <i>swift and ball winder.<\/i><br \/>Take your <i>ball<\/i> and <i>knit<\/i> it into a <i>hat<\/i> using <i>needles<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben makes fun of the many terms and steps involved in making yarn. \u00a0 Here&#8217;s how you do it: Take your washed wool and brush it into roving or a bat using paddles.Take your roving and draft it into a bobbin of yarn using a spindle.Take your bobbin and wind it into a hank using [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2599"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2599\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}