{"id":2544,"date":"2010-04-20T02:29:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-20T02:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2010\/04\/20\/35-weeks"},"modified":"2010-04-20T02:29:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T02:29:00","slug":"35-weeks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2010\/04\/20\/35-weeks\/","title":{"rendered":"35 weeks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of counting up I&#8217;m counting down.\u00a0 5 weeks until my due date.\u00a0 The last few days I have felt very pregnant.\u00a0 Achy in my back and joints, tight in my belly, moody, tired, everything you expect.\u00a0 I think kickpuncher is going through another growth spurt.\u00a0 I&#8217;m to the point where I&#8217;d be happy if he came.\u00a0 Yes, it&#8217;s early.\u00a0 But I&#8217;m ready for him and done being pregnant.\u00a0 I&#8217;m feeling very wistful for the olden days.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I miss:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>feeling chilly <\/li>\n<li>my flat stomach<\/li>\n<li>sleeping on my stomach<\/li>\n<li>sleeping through the night<\/li>\n<li>waking up feeling refreshed <\/li>\n<li>eating bacon<\/li>\n<li>eating hot dogs<\/li>\n<li>eating cold deli sandwiches<\/li>\n<li>eating undercooked eggs<\/li>\n<li>eating a meal without causing shortness of breath<\/li>\n<li>drinking caffeine guilt-free<\/li>\n<li>standing up without groaning<\/li>\n<li>bending down without groaning<\/li>\n<li>tying my shoes from a standing position<\/li>\n<li>clothes that fit<\/li>\n<li>changing the cat litter (HA!\u00a0 That one&#8217;s for you Ben)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Sadly I realize that most of these will not be resolved immediately upon delivery, or even the next couple years.\u00a0 Here&#8217;s hoping I have a marvelous, fun, exciting, joyful summer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Instead of counting up I&#8217;m counting down.\u00a0 5 weeks until my due date.\u00a0 The last few days I have felt very pregnant.\u00a0 Achy in my back and joints, tight in my belly, moody, tired, everything you expect.\u00a0 I think kickpuncher is going through another growth spurt.\u00a0 I&#8217;m to the point where I&#8217;d be happy if [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2544"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2544\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}