{"id":248,"date":"2015-05-13T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2015\/05\/13\/slice-o-life"},"modified":"2015-05-13T19:27:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T19:27:00","slug":"slice-o-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2015\/05\/13\/slice-o-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Slice o life"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Me: What should we have for lunch?<\/div>\n
Jack: We should have farts for lunch! \u00a0I like them because they taste like air. \u00a0Eat my farts, Sam! \u00a0<\/div>\n
Sam: (Maniacal laughter)<\/div>\n
Jack: Eat them! \u00a0Eat my farts!<\/div>\n
Me: (Sigh)<\/div>\n
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Assorted pictures from this week:<\/div>\n
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(He brought downstairs his pacifier, book, and blanket about thirty minutes before nap time.)<\/div>\n
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Bullseye!<\/div>\n
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In the car. Me: What should we have for lunch? Jack: We should have farts for lunch! \u00a0I like them because they taste like air. \u00a0Eat my farts, Sam! \u00a0 Sam: (Maniacal laughter) Jack: Eat them! \u00a0Eat my farts! Me: (Sigh) Assorted pictures from this week: (He brought downstairs his pacifier, book, and blanket about […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}