{"id":2286,"date":"2010-08-29T03:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-08-29T03:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2010\/08\/29\/a-lesson-on-fingers"},"modified":"2010-08-29T03:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T03:01:00","slug":"a-lesson-on-fingers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2010\/08\/29\/a-lesson-on-fingers\/","title":{"rendered":"A lesson on fingers"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Jack (aka McLashes above) learned something very important about hands that he needs to tell you.<\/div>\n
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Not ONLY can you wave them around and pound your mom in the chest while you eat. . . <\/div>\n
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But . . .<\/div>\n
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\u00a0You have a hole in your face that your hand fits into . . .<\/div>\n
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\u00a0. . . and then you can suck on your fingers!<\/div>\n
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Startlingly delicious!<\/div>\n
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Go ahead, try it.\u00a0 It’s apparently pretty great.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jack (aka McLashes above) learned something very important about hands that he needs to tell you. Not ONLY can you wave them around and pound your mom in the chest while you eat. . . But . . . \u00a0You have a hole in your face that your hand fits into . . . \u00a0. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}