{"id":1789,"date":"2011-05-18T01:38:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-18T01:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2011\/05\/18\/jack-on-the-town"},"modified":"2011-05-18T01:38:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-18T01:38:00","slug":"jack-on-the-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2011\/05\/18\/jack-on-the-town\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack on the town"},"content":{"rendered":"
What up, homies?<\/div>\n
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Welcome to the produce section, says Jack. <\/div>\n
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He climb stairs now.\u00a0 Well, stair.\u00a0 Singular. <\/div>\n
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And we kick it at the Cherry Creek Mall.<\/div>\n
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(Yeah, they changed the breakfast food play area to this WB\/Colorado themed set.\u00a0 I was set to be huffy about it but every kid was having a riot.\u00a0 More is better I suppose.)<\/div>\n
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Mastered the crawl.\u00a0 Trying to stand now.<\/div>\n
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And he’s been doing this a lot:<\/div>\n
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It cracks us up to no end.<\/div>\n
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What up, homies? Welcome to the produce section, says Jack. He climb stairs now.\u00a0 Well, stair.\u00a0 Singular. And we kick it at the Cherry Creek Mall. (Yeah, they changed the breakfast food play area to this WB\/Colorado themed set.\u00a0 I was set to be huffy about it but every kid was having a riot.\u00a0 More […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}