{"id":1599,"date":"2011-08-17T21:31:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T21:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2011\/08\/17\/jacks-first-ikea"},"modified":"2011-08-17T21:31:00","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T21:31:00","slug":"jacks-first-ikea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2011\/08\/17\/jacks-first-ikea\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack&#8217;s first Ikea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may know, Ikea finally FINALLY opened in Denver.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been waiting about 8 years for that to happen.<\/p>\n<p>We waited for the crowds to thin before checking it out.\u00a0 We are now a 3 Poang household.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/7708b-img_3152.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"476\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/7708b-img_3152.jpg?w=300\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/25a9a-img_3156.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"478\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/25a9a-img_3156.jpg?w=300\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Jack obviously didn&#8217;t read the instructions. <\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/0b76b-img_3159.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"478\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/0b76b-img_3159.jpg?w=300\" width=\"640\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"676\" height=\"381\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/C4e3F3GvZbA?version=3&#038;rel=0&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear:both;text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/9eca3-img_3165.jpg\" style=\"margin-left:1em;margin-right:1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"640\" src=\"http:\/\/eaumaison.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/9eca3-img_3165.jpg?w=224\" width=\"478\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Ta DA!\u00a0 POANG!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may know, Ikea finally FINALLY opened in Denver.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve been waiting about 8 years for that to happen. 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