{"id":1305,"date":"2012-03-02T17:12:00","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.wordpress.com\/2012\/03\/02\/my-valentines-gift"},"modified":"2012-03-02T17:12:00","modified_gmt":"2012-03-02T17:12:00","slug":"my-valentines-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2012\/03\/02\/my-valentines-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"My Valentine’s Gift"},"content":{"rendered":"

What starts with “H” and ensures you are always a bridesmaid, never a bride?
Hepatitis C?<\/p>\n

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(Real answer: Halitosis)<\/p>\n

I’m in the den knitting (an epic shawl) and watching the latest episode of QI, while Jack takes his morning nap and Ben takes a final exam.<\/p>\n

For Valentine’s Day Ben set our DVR PC to bounce a signal around the world, ending so that it looks like I’m a UK citizen.\u00a0 This allows me to use the iPlayer, sort of like their Hulu.\u00a0 I can instantly watch shows from the BBC (Sherlock, QI, Doctor Who) and ITV (Downton Abbey).\u00a0 Marrying a nerd has great perks.\u00a0 <3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

What starts with “H” and ensures you are always a bridesmaid, never a bride?Hepatitis C? (Real answer: Halitosis) I’m in the den knitting (an epic shawl) and watching the latest episode of QI, while Jack takes his morning nap and Ben takes a final exam. For Valentine’s Day Ben set our DVR PC to bounce […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","post-preview"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}