{"id":10885,"date":"2022-11-17T22:48:32","date_gmt":"2022-11-18T04:48:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/?p=10885"},"modified":"2022-11-18T10:43:48","modified_gmt":"2022-11-18T16:43:48","slug":"the-cold-seat-hot-seat-saga","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/eaumaison.us\/index.php\/2022\/11\/17\/the-cold-seat-hot-seat-saga\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cold Seat \/ Hot Seat saga"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

A story by Sam<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cold Seat<\/span>
One day a little boy
named benny and he sat
on a cold seat on a
long drive. daddy, he said.
I’m cold. You’ll make it.
responded his dad.
however, benny did not
make it. by the end of
the drive, benny was
an Iceblock.
the end <\/p>\n\n\n

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Cold Seat 2
the rock wall <\/span>
when bennys father
found out benny was
a block of ice, he brought
benny to the nearest
rock wall and threw
benny at it. it chipped
a bit of ice away. So
he kept throwing.
(( OW.OW.OW! ))thought
benny. (( just put me in
the sun! )) but his dad
kept throwing.
The end<\/p>\n\n\n

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Cold Seat 3
revenge of the ice <\/span>
after 100 throws, benny
was out of the ice.
hey! said the ice. I have
your butt mark! and
you broke me!
Sorry. Said benny in a
sarcastic voice. I
demand V<\/strong>ar! said ice.
its “war,” not “var”.
said bennys dad. but
ice already was
gathering v<\/span><\/strong>arriors.
to be continued . . .
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Cold Seat 4
“Var”<\/span>
at 11 oclock, there was
a knock at the door.
benny opened the door
and hundreds of people
ran in. some chanting
“war!” others chanting
“var!” they were
cornered. they ran
to the car. this
will be a long
drive. said benny’s dad.
return to Cold
Seat 1.<\/p>\n\n\n

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hot Seat
<\/span>one day, a boy named
tommy sat on a hot
seat. daddy, he said, Im
hot. You’ll live. responded
his dad. tommy did
not know this was
a long drive so he
stayed on the hot
seat. however, he
melted! he did
not live.
the end.<\/p>\n\n\n

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hot Seat 2
cool down
<\/span>tommys dad saw his
melted son and brought
him to antartica to
cool him down but it
didn’t work. he threw
benny on it but it didn’t
work. he tried putting
sunglasses on him
and it did work!
he was cool<\/span>.
the end<\/p>\n\n\n

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