Today I’m doing paper work for the school nurses. Their office is located in the same building as a preschool. I have to walk down the hall to make copies and on one trip a poster caught my eye. It asked the students what is inside of a pumpkin? Next to each name was their response. About half of them were some variant on “seeds,” “goo,” or “seeds and gooey stuff.” But the others cracked me up:

  • Eggs
  • Cheese and salt and cabbage
  • Seeds and eggshells
  • Books and bugs and Clifford
  • Glue and shoes and feet
  • Scary
  • Halloween and snakes and a bunny